Calling all dykes, divas and non-binary cuties!

Are you familiar with:

The difference between a black cat and a golden retriever?
How to tell if she’s flirting or just giving you a compliment?
Why a £950 pair of Diesel boots alone does not make you a ‘diesel dyke’? (Something Amy learned the hard way.)

If not, don’t worry, as luckily breakout star of BBC’s I Kissed a Girl – and everyone’s favourite lesbian big sister – Amy Spalding is on hand to answer all these queer conundrums and more, to help you to live, laugh and love all things lesbian.

This book covers everything you need to live your best sapphic life – such as finding community, dating, and navigating breakups – as well as running through queer terminology and key cultural touchstones.

As well as sharing anecdotes from her own bumpy queer journey, Amy speaks to queer elders and asks them to share the advice they would tell their younger selves, and also includes her top queer FAQs as most often asked by her followers. The book also covers Amy’s satirical modern take on the infamous lesbian master doc, a graphic timeline of queer dressing/signalling through the ages, a breakdown of the top 10 best sapphic sex scenes in media and a flowchart of sapphic media suggestions to consume at each stage of a typical lesbian break up.

Whether you’re just embarking on your sapphic journey, are a fully-fledged member of the queer community, or fit somewhere in between, this is the ultimate guide to navigating queerness in the modern age and being absolutely DYKONIC, daaarling.